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Greetings and salutations, Brothers and Sisters.

Why not treat yourselves and others to some "Ha,has"?
Let me start with one I shared in chat today:

A burglar breaks into a house. "Jesus is watching you!" he hears but proceeds into the hall. "Jesus is watching you!" he hears again but goes into the living room. "Jesus is watching you!" he hears and sees a parrot saying that. "What's your name?" asks the burglar. "Moses" answers the parrot. "Who would call a parrot "Moses"?" laughs the burglar. "The same person who would call a pit bull "Jesus".


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*applauds* :mrgreen:
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Two elephants jump off a cliff.

Boom Boom!

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Did you hear about the magic tractor - it turned into a field!
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U.S. public schools!
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What says "doppit.. doppppit"? An elephant with a knot in its trunk.

ps. I approve of this thread.
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Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow, he was outstanding in his field.
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No joke: http://forums.thesecretworld.com/showthread.php?t=84140.
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This is my favorite joke.
A lamb was running around in the jungle when it suddenly came over a sleeping lion.
The lamb got scared at first, but after a few minutes it came up with a plan.
It started to rip the woll of its body and throw it up in the air and then it hid behind a stone.
After a while the lion woke up.
It saw all the white stuff on the ground and thought it had been snowing so it froze to death
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