Nine Swords

For March we will be running a "caption this" competition based on this lovely screenshot. Be creative, be funny! All entries submitted in this post here will then be submitted to a vote that our members will all get to participate in. The winner will get their hands on a Rocket-Powered Hoversled (Thank you LeMort!). All 9S members are very welcome to enter!


Please submit your caption by Friday 28th March 2019!
Voting will follow in the week after

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"I will not peek, I will not peek, ... "

LeM:)

"Aren't we being just a bit overly dramatic?"

Marianne Chen's bad breath was legendary amongst her colleagues at the CDC

"All I said was that the Whisky had been contaminated"

As she lay on the ground barely conscious, black ooze seeping through her clothes, Taz was beginning to regret not picking up her NBC-suit from the dry cleaners that morning....

...or...

It soon became clear that, despite the manufacturers claims, the new range of NBC-kilts did not provide the requisite level of protection.

Round trip taxi cab fare for one across the border. $14
Several rounds of Tequila shots for you and your friends. $27
All you can eat Unlimited Taco Tuesdays at an authentic cantina. $15
The reaction on their face the first time they realize how lethal Unlimited Taco Tuesdays makes you. Priceless"

"OK, this is gonna work. Just stand there in the suit and look scary. I'll be right back with the bucket of warm water." The plan was set.