Nine Swords

It's Competition time!

We all like a good laugh. So, when Rifla got his hands on a couple of Evil Laugh emotes… we knew we had to think of a funny competition!

From today Swords, until the end of the month - we want you to submit a SWL themed joke.

How does the competition work?

• The joke must be SWL themed, otherwise it will be disqualified.
• The joke must be your own work.
• One entry per Cabal Member.
• Entries should be posted in this thread.

We will put the entries up for cabal vote on Saturday 30th May, and there will be 7 days for our members to vote on the entries. The top THREE voted jokes will win an Evil Laugh emote!!

A templar, an illuminati and a dragon walks into The Crusades... The bartender says is this like a joke or sth?

WayTooBad wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2020 1:54 pm A templar, an illuminati and a dragon walks into The Crusades... The bartender says is this like a joke or sth?

One day, Funcom will add in Open-World PVP. That day, the bartender will watch hopelessly as his bar burns down in The Secret War...

We now have THREE Laugh emotes to give away.. so you best all start being funnily creative!

Why does the Templar cross the road? Because he has done it all his life and don't know what else to do.
Why does the Illuminati cross the road? Because the Templar told him to absolutely not cross the road.
Why does the Dragon cross the road? Because the Templar dropped again a Third Age artifact and the Dragon politely wants to return it.
Why does the Venician Council member cross the road? Because this joke needs a punchline and he isn't even able to do that.

Why did the Traitor die in Al Merayah? Because he was not paying ATENtion!

Just over a week to go to submit your entry!

You all have until Midnight today GMT to submit an entry.

Well congratulations to WayTooBad, Gwaer and Nikki - you 3 were the only ones to submit an entry, so you win!

Please ask either me or Rifla for your prize. He has one of them, I have 2 of them

Prize given to WayTooBad