Nine Swords

i picked this up a long time ago out of a book..thought id reproduce it here...sing (or go listen to..the oldies song...Chatanooga choo choo) Since i know youve all done polaris


Pardon me boy, is this the lair of great Cthulhu...
In the city of slime, where its dark all the time....

Bob hope never went, along the road to great Cthulhu...
And triple AAA has no maps, and all the Tchoo Tchoo's lay traps...

You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong...
Youl'll see the fourth dimension if you stay very long...

Come to the conventacle, bring along your pentacle...
Otherwise youll get dragged off by a tentacle....

A mountains in the middle with a house on its peak...
A gnashing and a thrashing and a clackin of beak....

Your soul will be a lacking, when you see mighty kraken...
Uh oh great cthulhu startin to speak...

So come on aboard, along the road to great Cthulhu...
Wendigo's and dholes, will make big mac's of your souls....

You are aware, I trust, that the thread name sounds like 75% of existing tentacle-hentai anime?

Just sayin'.

Hit-Parade wrote:You are aware, I trust, that the thread name sounds like 75% of existing tentacle-hentai anime?

Just sayin'.

Interesting that you know that.

Just sayin'.

Touche.