Templar Drinking Song
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:22 pm
Greetings, Friends!
This is a great cabal! But we do miss a few things! One of them is some good drinking songs!
Here's mine. I hope you <hiccup> like it!
A Templar sat down and gulped up a bottle
Yo-ho, the Templars!
He looked at the bottom and murmured "Oh, rotten!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
Along came a Lumie who was blue and gloomy
Yo-ho, the Templars!
But he had a bottle, 'twas shiny and mottled
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They both shared some spirits and talked 'bout their merits
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They started to quarrel where to get next barrel
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Lumie turned blue, pointed to the moon
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Templar turned red and up he was fed
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis foolish" he uttered "The moon is too clattered!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis not so" cried Lum and back came his gloom
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis so, so stop crying! I swear I'm not lying!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"If moon we can't choose, we're all out of booze!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Let's go to that wagon and steal from the Dragon!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
It was what they did, they slithered and hid
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Dragon didn't notice, on drink he was focused
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They made a small hole and rum poured below
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They drank till they couldn't, far more than was prudent
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Oh my!" said the Dragon and got on his wagon
Yo-ho, the Templars!
He opened the kegs, all were left with dregs
Yo-ho, the Templars!
His nose he did rub, his head he did scratch
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"By the holy grub I'm drinking too much!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
And what, you may ask, was this tale’s conclusion
Yo-ho, the Templars!
That drinking too much will give you delusions
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Templar, the Lumie and Dragon, all three
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They all left their factions and turned into bees!
Yo-ho, the Templars!
This is a great cabal! But we do miss a few things! One of them is some good drinking songs!
Here's mine. I hope you <hiccup> like it!
A Templar sat down and gulped up a bottle
Yo-ho, the Templars!
He looked at the bottom and murmured "Oh, rotten!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
Along came a Lumie who was blue and gloomy
Yo-ho, the Templars!
But he had a bottle, 'twas shiny and mottled
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They both shared some spirits and talked 'bout their merits
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They started to quarrel where to get next barrel
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Lumie turned blue, pointed to the moon
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Templar turned red and up he was fed
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis foolish" he uttered "The moon is too clattered!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis not so" cried Lum and back came his gloom
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Tis so, so stop crying! I swear I'm not lying!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"If moon we can't choose, we're all out of booze!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Let's go to that wagon and steal from the Dragon!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
It was what they did, they slithered and hid
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Dragon didn't notice, on drink he was focused
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They made a small hole and rum poured below
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They drank till they couldn't, far more than was prudent
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"Oh my!" said the Dragon and got on his wagon
Yo-ho, the Templars!
He opened the kegs, all were left with dregs
Yo-ho, the Templars!
His nose he did rub, his head he did scratch
Yo-ho, the Templars!
"By the holy grub I'm drinking too much!"
Yo-ho, the Templars!
And what, you may ask, was this tale’s conclusion
Yo-ho, the Templars!
That drinking too much will give you delusions
Yo-ho, the Templars!
The Templar, the Lumie and Dragon, all three
Yo-ho, the Templars!
They all left their factions and turned into bees!
Yo-ho, the Templars!
