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Re: JOKES! Bad jokes preferably

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:47 pm
by Rick Fortune
My manic depressive buddy was attacked by a bi-polar bear.

Re: JOKES! Bad jokes preferably

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:36 am
by Sam515
My largest wish is that when it's my time, I hope I die as my grandfather did; calmly and peacefully in an intoxicated, drug induced sleep and not screaming in panic and terror, flailing about helplessly like the rest of the passengers in his car.

Re: JOKES! Bad jokes preferably

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:41 am
by Sam515
Life Imitating Art:

1986:
"Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." - Simone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

2019:
"Ambassador Taylor recalls that Mr. Morrison told Ambassador Taylor that I told Mr. Morrison that I conveyed this message to Mr. Yermack on Sept 1, 2019 in connection with Vice President Pence's visit to Warsaw and a meeting with President Zelensky." - Gordon Sonland's testimony addendum.