Happiest of birthdays to you! Just for today you can be a planet again

Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day.. I made a stack of cake yesterday and we have loads left over -- feel free to pop over and help yourself!!

Sup brah. Its your big day. Also, a new episode of adventure time comes out tonight but that can wait. Now I know you were VERY SPECIFIC on what you wanted for your special day, and that you did not want just some LAME RICE RECIPE but rather something more along the lines of an ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE and so I have not failed to deliver. Your birthday gift:

HORCHATA (con alcohol)

1 cup of uncooked long grain rice
2 quarts warm water (...8 cups dude.)
1 tspn cinnamon
1 1/4 cups of milk (don't let your wife try and be healthy, use 2% or whole)
1 14 ounce can of sweetened condensed milk
1 tspn vanilla extract
1/4 cup spiced rum (Morgan or Kraken)
X shots of Kraken, where X= the number of times you must recheck this recipe.


Mix the rice and warm water together in a large bowl and let it stand for 30 minutes. Drain the water into a separate container and set aside, then place the rice in the bowl of a food processor. Add cinnamon and process that $#!7 until it forms a paste. Combine the rice with the water again water and let stand 2 hours, stirring occasionally as the water turns milky white. Strain the rice through a fine sieve into a bowl or pitcher. I'm going to assume you have no idea what a sieve is. Use a THIN, CLEAN, PREFERABLY NEW CLOTHE WITH NO STRINGY OR FUZZY BITS STICKING OUT in place of a sieve and you should probably wash it immediately or toss it out afterwards. Add to the strained contents, stirring, the milk, condensed milk, vanilla, and booze and chill concoction for 2 hours. Serve over ice.

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IF YOU ARE OF UNDERAGE NEVER, EVER ATTEMPT TO CRAFT THIS FINE DRINK OR CONSUME ALCOHOL, $#!7, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ALCOHOL, OR EVEN THINK OF IT FOR THAT MATTER! ALCOHOL IS THE DEVIL!

That sounds interesting! Pluto, in case you give this a try, please do make sure your health insurance hasn't lapsed. In any case, have a happy birthday!

Happy birthday Pluto! Enjoy your day, which I hope will be good to you and filled with good wishes Oh, and cake too!

*hugs*

Happy Birthday, Pluto!!! Enjoy your day... and hopefully the bigger part of the rest of this year, too.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthdaaaaaaay!!! (See, I told you i'd forget! xD) <33333 Hope you had a wonderful day!

Happy day-after-Birthday man!