Happy Birthday, Esthyr!! I vote we should spend the day having a Dragon/Illuminati ass-kicking party in your honour!! As long as you attend though so you can kill them all before they kill us
Have a super fantastic day!!
If you find yourself forced to mercilessly slaughter your teammates because they become infected with some rare mutation, keep in mind that you are only doing your job -
They would do the same for you.
I could not find a cake with one person standing in the middle of Stonehenge, surrounded by a pile of bodies. You'd think there'd be more of those... >.>
HAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY!
And in the fury of this darkest hour, we will be your light...