Happy Birthday, Kleopas!!

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Happy Birthday, Kleopas!!

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Have a wonderful Birthday :) Hope the sun is shining for you!!
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Happy Brithday Kleopas!
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Happy Birthday!
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Have a great day! Many happy birthday wishes to you!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Kleopas!!

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Quick, Kleopas!!! Take candles, stick 'em on your cake, all of them, while you still can!!

Otherwise, by the time you reach 30...
  • You will barely have enough cake surface to put all the candles
  • You will have so many candles to lit up that by the time the last one gets lit, the first ones will almost be all melted.
  • You may have to work backwards to light them up, to avoid passing your arm above the already lit candles...
  • The room will warm up from the heat generated by your cake bonfire
  • You will potentially run out of breath before you blow out all the candles
  • Upon blowing out all your candles, you may trigger the smoke detector (or worse, the water sprinklers if the venue is equipped with such)
  • You will pull out the candles to find that your cake now looks like a defused mine field crippled with holes.
So, find a birthday cake with all the candles you can put on it and enjoy! :mrgreen:


P.S.: The above list is from personal experience... minus the water sprinklers.

Happy birthday Kleopas :D
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Post by Maxwell Blue »

Happy B-Day Kleopas. =)

I hope you've been untroubled by cake disasters. XD
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