Hello lurkers!

[Pluto]

Am I the only one slightly deterred by the whole "appliances that have gained sentient thought' thing i gotta stop watching transformers reruns -_-

Think along the lines of 'if pikachu and a toaster had a child' only it still looks like a toaster and shoots lightning and only loves me. That's right, if you want toast you have to go through me!

[Cephas Ironclad]

Or..I could just use my non sentient toaster that wont try to kill me.

[Pluto]

Or..I could just use my non sentient toaster that wont try to kill me.

Yeah....Sparky already destroyed it. Learning to lock your doors is crucial as always

[Cephas Ironclad]

My doors are always locked..sparky would not last long in or around my castle. (Yes I live in a castle )

[Kotts]

Sparky has some territorial issues... thankfully we finally got him house broken.


This is also why we don't have cats

[Ravynswind]

he ate them

[Cephas Ironclad]

Toasted em I suppose

[Kotts]

Like and English muffin.
( with butter and jam.)

[Xeeyon]

We just recently got rid of the smell of burned cat hair... <waves hand and pinches nose>

[Berrith]

I'll bring margaritas to the tortilla party

Wait... ...Margaritas?! ...Tortilla Party?!?! Count me in!!