Hello lurkers!

[Pluto]

I prefer just butter on my toast with the butter side down. That's right, and I'll start a war over this sh*t too.

[Cephas Ironclad]

I just have butter on mine to, but i'm not a loon so I have it on the right side. ;P

[Maxwell Blue]

butter and toast.. to me that sounds like something is missing... something fatty maybe?

[Cephas Ironclad]

Butter can be pretty fatty

[Maxwell Blue]

But more fat... a concept someone from England can surely understand =P

[Pluto]

If you really want to go the super fat route how bout some bacon grease, lard, and deep fry it in peanut oil. Fat enough or does it still need that special something?

[Maxwell Blue]

That sounds absolutely delicious *yuck* and it schould satisfy everyones need for fat =D But can I actually put it on a slice of toast? I'm not sure about the consistency of that stuff

[Cephas Ironclad]

It's the Americans that eat that stuff, were not so bad

[Corenna]

At the Iowa state fair you could get deep fried butter... Two ounces of butter (at 450 calories by itself) on a stick, deep fried in cinnamon sugar batter with a sugary glaze on top. Heart attack on a stick right there.

[Maxwell Blue]

WOW... Why would anyone want to eat that, other than suicidal tendencies (which is kinda obvious here) or the need for kicks from near death experiences???